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PostSubject: 2009 the year of impossibles   2009 the year of impossibles Icon_minitime1/22/2009, 9:21 am

OK, Obama is POTUS, and the Cardinals are going to the Super Bowl. Let's all reflect on that a second. Sure, it seems weird to say Cardinals and Super Bowl in the same sentence- that bird on the side of the helmet is hard to overlook. It's impossible.

So what other impossibles are in store for us this year? Is this a trend? If so, how about some of these impossibles coming to fruition?

A BCS buster finally makes it to the title game, and wins.

The Lions win their division.

Notre Dame goes to a BCS Bowl.

Iowa State wins the Big 12.

Indiana wins the Big Ten.

The rumors about Weis' demise stop.

Washington State wins the Pac-10.

South Carolina wins the SEC.

The Thunder make it to the Finals.

The Sooners win a BCS Bowl.

Mark May declares "USC is an average team."

NBC cancels their contract with Notre Dame and goes with Boston College instead.

Junior Nation decides to fold up the tent.

Yankees fans are voted "most pleasant to sit with at a baseball game."

Pau and Kobe don't "verbally flop" for three consecutive games.

A.I. gets a laser tat removal over his entire body.

T.O. provides no personal opinion on anything related to the NFL next season.

The Cowboys are officially removed as "America's team."

Baseball players confess they have been juicing.

A player who gets caught with drugs in his car doesn't claim it's his cousin's, friend's, etc.

Lou Holtz doesn't refer to Notre Dame in the first person tense.

The following words will be removed from the English language: hater, overrated, best conference, BCS Championship game, recession, idiot, moron, hack, soccer mom and unbiased opinion.

Kirk Herbstreit suddenly turns ugly.

Dennis Rodman returns to the NBA.

The Cowboys sign Todd Marinovich.

The words, " I have to feed my family" never coming up again during contract negotiations.

NHL decides to air playoffs.

The Cubbies win the World Series.

Brett Favre finally puts an end to it all and retires permanently.

Barry Bonds lands a job.

Jerry Jones is discovered to really be Joan Rivers in disguise.

Trolls become extinct.

Al Davis signs Ryan Leaf as the Raiders' new quarterback.

NASCAR becomes popular in Canada, Alaska, Minnesota and Hawai'i.
The NCAA files charges and USC gets put on probation for five years
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